previouslyonavatar:

i don’t NEED any CALMING TEA i NEED TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR

26 minutes ago with 3,512 notes — via marvelous-gallifrey, © previouslyonavatar
#same



28 minutes ago with 68,478 notes — via deathbyangels, © cranberrymochafortheholidays
#same



urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

30 minutes ago with 71,543 notes — via deathbyangels, © urtube



lutfifadlan → Are you a writer ?

neil-gaiman:

Mostly I’m a should be writing more-er.

1 hour ago with 3,931 notes — via alianne, © neil-gaiman



pleasehavesexonstage:

Thranduil would totaly be the double latte iced caramel cappuccino with extra cream type of customer

while Thorin’d simply grunt ‘coffee’ every morning (black, no sugar)

2 hours ago with 181 notes — via fucksebastianstan, © pleasehavesexonstage
#omg #true #lotr #the hobbit



coexistwithmutants:

If it WERE one Universe.. I learned 2 things about US History this summer.

1. Bucky Barnes shot JFK

2. Magneto took the fall

3 hours ago with 8,984 notes — via gregxb, © coexistwithmutants
#damn #true #mcu #xmen



n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

3 hours ago with 910,092 notes — via alianne, © videohall
#why s ths hapenening to me



clracomalfoy:

missing book quotes: 1/∞

4 hours ago with 9,006 notes — via danrdarrenc, © clracomalfoy



co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

5 hours ago with 96,078 notes — via kurtcedes, © co-ver
#im laffing #sims #trUE



leupagus:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

6 hours ago with 573,238 notes — via startrekslut, © cloudranger
#same #black widow #mcu



lilyjanescollins:

I still have to remind myself to brush my hair and look socially acceptable

6 hours ago with 28,955 notes — via proudprongs, © gwenstacye
#same #holland roden #you are so pretty



English Pronunciation

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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[source]

7 hours ago with 269,948 notes — via kurttops, © coobiie
#almost every word #i mean i lost patience halfway through but ive done it before #words



jammeke:

image

 (gnimaerd)

8 hours ago with 62,794 notes — via startrekslut, © thorinss
#honestly #robin hood men in tights #fave



elihzbah:

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

that tag.

elihzbah:

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

that tag.

8 hours ago with 181,325 notes — via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey, © poor-gifs



cottognapple:

supey:

#what the fuck

i have similar pictures with joey richter doing the same thing hahahaha i bet it was the same party, too.

8 hours ago with 2,295 notes — via controlyourselfcrisstopher
#darren. #darren criss #curls mcdreamy