i don’t NEED any CALMING TEA i NEED TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR
"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
Thranduil would totaly be the double latte iced caramel cappuccino with extra cream type of customer
while Thorin’d simply grunt ‘coffee’ every morning (black, no sugar)
If it WERE one Universe.. I learned 2 things about US History this summer.
1. Bucky Barnes shot JFK
2. Magneto took the fall
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.
I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn
This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing
Why is this so funny
i know every single word to this video up by heart
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF
I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop.
Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.
She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.
Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her. Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.
I still have to remind myself to brush my hair and look socially acceptable
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
i have similar pictures with joey richter doing the same thing hahahaha i bet it was the same party, too.